I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty
and to the booty for which it stands
one nation under booty
indivisible
with liberty and ass for all
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
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“howdily doodily neighbourino”
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me
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This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
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